I am shocked that Burneko has a pet peeve. He seems so chill.

Kathy Najimy can’t look me in the eye

It worked for Todd Marinovich!

Mine is fucked. It worked for a while, but it will no longer authenticate when I attempt to log in. 

Considering the screengrab refers to the “Concords,” I’m OK with this.

Tough but fair.

Don’t tell him about comic books

That was poetry. Which Deadspin commenter do you think he is?

Glad to see the Gizmodo sites have kissed and made up with Brit Morin after those Valleywag articles from 2013 calling her a plagiarist whose business does nothing.

I clicked expecting a list of funny guys’ names, whimsical enough perhaps to make the kid in my kid’s daycare named Rocket seem dull. Instead I got a treatise on what it means to be an American. What a letdown.

There’s got to be a better way!

This might not be a popular opinion, but I’m with the Egg Man. Goo Goo g’joob.

“Flying with Chewie”??? Fucking spoilers everywhere, man!

Some solid Kinja today, folks. Great work all around.

Great minds! I was typing up this same thing when you posted.

Let me see if I can get the math right to explain away this IBB with 2B-3B/two-out and IBB with 1b-3b/two-out discrepancy you’ve identified. For the sake of ease, we’ll use the 2010-2015 numbers from the chart, but apply them to the 2017 season, since that is the year your source provided info for on IBBs.

Yes to rye and coke. It’s like a white trash Old Fashioned, and you don’t have to feel stupid for ordering a drink you only discovered via Mad Men.

My liver?

Rum and Coke ahead of Jack and Coke is some sort of crime against humanity, perpetrated no doubt by that dastardly Captain Morgan.

I can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find a Shaq Diesel joke!