I remember some of those guys! +1 for this whole series.

11. “There’s way more space here than we’d get at a hotel.”

He doesn’t need as much money now that he’s learned to stop spending so much on porn.

“Whole new ballgame Steve. Different from the one you got shot at.”

“... he had no self-awareness and thought he was good,” Obama said. “He surrounded himself with people who told him he was good, even though he’s terrible.”

No one gonna mention Luke Walton went to Arizona? Different coach of course.

tl;dr: Her dad says she deserves her participation trophy.

Bobsled. The minimum and maximum weights for the sled are different for men’s and women’s. The two men can weigh a combined total of 485 lbs, while the two women can only weigh a combined 353 lbs.

Looking forward to a “the 1% are evil” storyline in a movie series about Tony Stark, Steven Strange, Hank Pym, and T’challa.

Pfft. A single atom? I’ve photographed millions of those at a time.

I’m pretty certain that’s why Brady pretended to throw with an empty hand after the strip, to play off like he’d been in the midst of throwing. He definitely knows a thing or two about turning a fumble into an incomplete.

+1 Noddy Boffin

Will Claire Underwood speak directly to the camera like Francis did? Perhaps I could find out this answer by catching up on previous episodes of HoC, but ... nah.

There’s nary a light pole around that can out-grease a greased Scotsman.

You mean at Uproxx, or at the Fairfield Inn & Suites right off the Twentynine Palms Highway? I hear it’s affordable, clean, and quiet.

Five years ago, I made a video with the audio of Travis’s acoustic cover of “... Baby One More Time” over the original video. I thought it was cool and put it on YouTube. Within seconds, Jive Records had blocked it and I’m pretty sure it was deleted. What I’m saying is, I had this viral idea first so please send me…

I came here to post the same thing. I want to watch a Soderbergh HBO series. If I wanted an ARG, I’d just go shoot myself.