They’re going to be really mad when someone uses their Islamic faith to invoke these laws.

Sharia law is here!

Pretty sure Trump’s response tweet will call Steph Curry a loser since the Warriors couldn’t close out the Finals last year. Therefore his opinions must be wrong. Sad!

The worst part of that story is that USTA challenged their measly $165,000 share of the family’s legal payout, and won.

I’ve been thinking that too. Not sure if Trump has enough humility to pull it off. As soon as someone challenges him, he doubles down, refuses to lose.

Someone told me that joke once from the header. The answer is “It’s a really obscure number, you probably never heard of it.”

How Two Broke Girls helps viewers get into the minds of its sassy protagonists

So … when is he doing Birdman Forever?

That’s nothing. Once I saw a guy let the ball go right over his head and bounce out the back of the end zone. Nice play, bozo!

Stay angry.

I had to scroll through several days’ worth of tweets from a local NPR station that hosted an Election Night party two days after. It was like reliving a nightmare in reverse, then coming out in the same terrible place again.

Good time for those “advisors” to tell Trump the president only goes around making speeches, and definitely don’t sign any papers that Paul Ryan gives you.

You are correct. It appears my prediction was wrong.

Carmen Electra’s dead-eyed stare is all I can see.

That question about Heidi Cruz is totally unfair. She always takes multiple showers a day, due to repulsion at being touched by gross people, and has done so ever since she got married.

Aboslutely right. If we weren’t already paying the special Lakers fee, maybe we would have succumbed to the special Dodgers fee. But it just happened too many times, and after this, other teams’ dreams of creating their own YES networks are going to mostly evaporate.

There is little doubt in my mind that the market would crash on Wednesday if he was elected on Tuesday.

Of course I know now how silly it all was, but at the time, OMG.

All connected in one line. Reminds me of that feel-good ’80s benefit, Starbucks Cups Across America.

Hey man, poetry not prose is just playing devil’s advocate, which is a perfectly legitimate position to take in online discussions.