First time I’ve ever heard that phrase.

Too bad, I was enjoying lurking through your conversation with crazy.

Folks in other states might not remember this, but Darrell Issa launched the 2003 gubernatorial recall campaign in California. Basically he wanted to get that office himself, and not have to run a legit regular campaign. He only backed out because Schwarzenegger muscled in.

Make America Swim Again!

If AJ wanted to come back to Deadspin as a writer starting today, would you bring him in?

Well played. The best cuck jokes don’t even use the word at all.

They didn’t play soccer the right way!

Once at a gay bar someone asked me, “Do you do E?” and I thought he was asking me if I want to go get something to eat. So I think nobody will ever ask me if I party.

Imagine some hedge fund/property management group, except run by a family who’d owned much of Connecticut for a century and a half

I’m not a hundred percent convinced this is not a manufactured beef to pump up such an event.

I guess Nunchuk Tramp Goes Haywire didn't get greenlit.

This was my thought as well. There are probably editors who didn’t want to use a photo of HRC because she didn’t speak at the convention, and therefore isn’t “the news” of the day.

That extra movement is good, it works the core and support muscles. Those barstars guys have videos where they pause at the top of a pullup and move side to side, etc.

I'm not sure what to think of this. Maybe the real Erin Brockovich could weigh in on my local evening news.

Do we really need a gritty reboot of racism?

Fortunately, his hand was moving in slow motion the whole time.

Sure, it's funny when Leslie Jones does it, but when I show up at Kelly Ripa's house and shout "Porkchop!" into the night … well let's just say my excuse about playing Pokemon Go didn't hold up.

“This is now war” — as if black Americans didn’t already know there has been a war against them for centuries. What a fucknut.

I read a book of anecdotes from major leaguers about their minor league experiences. Dave Roberts said when he played in the minors, he and his roommate would steal rolls of toilet paper from the locker rooms because they couldn’t afford to buy it at the store.

I think I speak for everyone when I say no one — no one — has forgotten the minor mistake that played a small role in allowing one small-market team to defeat another one in the World Series some 31 years ago.