You know this isn’t unheard of. The Lakers and Kings (NHL) played home games in Inglewood for 32 years.

Seriously. That is the one that broke my heart. And making it worse, I live in L.A. and don’t give two fucks about any of these teams, nor is it likely I ever will.

That kind of happens in the Alias comic. Jessica is on a date with Ant-Man, they watch Spider-Man and Human Torch chase Dr. Octopus through the streets, and decide not to get involved. Scott says "I left my Ant-Man stuff at home."

Alford Saves UCLA After Second-Half Collapse

Ditto. Steve Lavin got the Bruins into the Sweet Sixteen five times in six years, and they dumped him after one losing season. It may be 20 years since we had a title, but we’ve been to the Final Four eighteen times. Sweet Sixteen is the minimum for UCLA.

I live in L.A. and people have told me I’d do better in New York. I think they are saying my vibe is harshing their mellows :/

High-five fellow woke-af’er. These unwoke fools need to open their eyes.

That is too fucking much. Pick one song and have the DJ fade it out 2/3 of the way thru. Unless you're Fred Astaire or something.

I always assumed they elevated Simers to that space after Murray died to deliberately be the anti-Murray. That knowing they could never replace such a class act, they went in the opposite direction. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but it might be the only reason anyone would hire Simers to write that dreck for so…

I worked a 3 a.m. to 11 a.m. shift for a few weeks, and on the advice of the guy who worked it before me, I treated it as the beginning of my day rather than the end. I would rather work a straight overnight shift than go to bed at 7 and wake up at 2 ever again.

In fact, it’s probably Terrence Malick’s last good movie, before he got lost up his own ass.

Tim Lincecum needs a better agent if he has to work a side job in the offseason.

He’s definitely still alive in my wife’s heart.

Which is also my approach to office politics.

We’re still offering $100 to any reporter who asks Brady that specific question.

No.

These are dumb. Stick to real exercises.

Where's the McGregor KO post?!? I have some uninformed opinions to type in all caps and nowhere to type them!

Too bad — she has an interesting perspective on it. She says the “accepted” ways of doing tarot are stupid and came up with her own perspective on how the cards relate to your life. It sounded to me like therapy via storytelling. Not what I was expecting at all.

This is the algorithm her dad uses to determine how much of her money she can access.