I’m assuming she only wants to laugh at it and embarrass him. #TeamJia4lyfe

I suppose it depends what you mean by training. If you grow up in a mountain village, you’ll probably have better cardiovascular capacity from all the uphill hiking that is part of your regular life. Is that training per se, or an environmental factor?

I guess my only hope is the magic(ally horrifying) surgical procedure.

Pfft. I’m completely self-made. I drive those checks over to the bank to cash them all by myself!

Height: about 80% heritable

Like always, every post about babies, even on this blog, devolves into holier-than-thou comments about the “right” way to parent.

"there was a time period during what you’d call the ’80s"

This game is so unwatchable even the commercials suck. A seasonal M&Ms ad so old it's not in HD and a Heineken spot promoting a Bond movie that came out over a month ago. Snooze.

It was also on Beavis and Butt-head. They watch the Plush video and get into an argument about whether STP stole Pearl Jam’s sound.

So ... is this, like, a good idea?

Pretty classless if you ask me, but then again I’ve been to the Viper Room, and it’s not exactly a class joint.

An NFL team moving to Los Angeles next season has felt inevitable for most of the year

Tommy Lasorda in a helicopter?

Ask not for whom Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs. It airs for thee.

Pfft. I’m not paying $1,499 a month for my kid’s daycare teacher to be playing with her own kid!

The best part of this is the recommendation angle, like Just in case you live in a cave and have never tried Indian food ...

Everyone is missing the point here. Simers was paid to be exactly the columnist you are describing. He got readers’ blood boiling and caused scene after terrible scene at press conferences so everyone would know who he was. I don’t like when newspapers take this approach, but it’s a proven one. Why else would so many…

Thing of it is, that photo above is the best he's looked.

I see what you did there.

Bro. Eat more. Spread it out over a bunch of meals or have a bigger protein shake, whatever. But you don’t grow more muscle without more fuel.