It's hard for me to understand why Statham has so many B movies in his portfolio when he's been perfectly reliable in successful ensemble films like The Expendables, Lock Stock, Snatch, The Italian Job, et al. It's almost like he has two film careers at once. Does he have a bunch of ex-wives he's paying alimony to or…

So are we saying he could be Raylan's real dad? He's certainly taller than Arlo, and Raylan is tall.

Please sign my stop petitions petition.

make sure the menu doesn't refer to it as ch'cken or something like that

Can we get all the Kinja sub-blogs to cover this story? I want to see how the weather impacted the play call, or how the game plays out in restaurant kitchens.

I can tolerate a typo or two, but this article is terrible. Use your goddamn spellcheck, please.

Did you outbid April and Andy?

I'd rather buy a newish, well-kept murder house than a rundown old house owned by a cat lady for the last 50 years in which no one died ever.

You mean he doesn't always walk around all wobbly like that?

Next Super Bowl, red carpet.

there is a story on Valleywag with more details from the writers' perspective.

Airwalks. Never forget.

"They are unlikely to be in direct competition with Real Madrid."

Somebody get McNulty on the case. Or at least the Bunk.

I can't believe those poor millionaires had to suffer through life in a Porsche.

Still wrapping my mind around the idea that the last Tom Petty album I purchased is now 21 years old.

I can't believe you brought up your training. Don't ever do that. It's Internet commenting 101. Sincerely, professional Internet commenter (Ph.D. in progress).

have done a tremendous amount to hurt the endangered economic position and cultural capital of straight white men

Seems like season premieres on Justified always start with the big bad killing someone close to them who outlived their usefulness. Mags killed Loretta's dad; Quarles killed the other Dixie Mafia guy; Nicky Augustine killed Stephen Tobolowsky; and Darryl and Danny Crowe killed their dumb other brother. This season, no…