Some guys just peak too early.

What are you talking about? According to the show, Lexington is merely a half-hour drive from Harlan. Raylan makes it there and back all the time.

Does anyone leave Harlan alive? Loretta, but she's still got time to get sucked back in.

The "trailer" or season preview commercials or whatever you want to call
them showed Boyd and Raylan hunting each other in a burning house, then
has Ava walking away as if she lit the fire. She's in a bad place right
now, but she'll be playing R and B against each other soon. I'm predicting
the show ends with the…

Glad I'm not the only one who scoffed at that.

I was going to say it would be more believable if he had been released on the request of the US Attorney in exchange for him getting Boyd to confess to Johnny's murder. But that would have changed his death entirely — instead of just being a dumbass who finally got shot while dreaming of halcyon days gone by, he would…

Good point. Carl has stuck with Boyd through a lot of failed efforts at criminality and seen where it gets you. He also seems relatively smart. If he gets a whiff that the Marshals are closing in for real, he turns witness on Boyd.

I thought Tim was the idiot. Ask anyone.

Are Campbell's Chunky Soup flavors like Jelly Bellies or something? How does a sirloin burger become a soup?

Wait, are we one-upping each other on how long our McDonald's fasts have gone on? I haven't eaten there since ten years before I was born, and that was only after I was forced to do so by a band of ninjas.

-Deadspin

Is that true? Maybe they're being ordered to suck up to him to win over some imaginary hipster sports fan/NYT reader demographic.

Fortunately for us, the smuggling of mobile phones into prisons is rampant, so expect to see Teresa in orange soon.

1999-era joke, good job Leno

"But the NFL is going to move back to Los Angeles sooner rather than later."

That reminds me, I'm thinking Liam Hemsworth and Emma Stone for the Days of Heaven reboot. Instead of Sam Shepard as the farmer, it'd be a CGI alien, like from Avatar but green! Kids like green. Think Shrek, but with a southern accent.

I like Malick but I have to agree on this. He's like a great author: his two or three best works are really good, but the other 18 …

Stockton wins.

You wrote "Whoomp! (There it is)"? Awesome!

I can't speak to whether it really happened or not. There were lots of rumors, obviously, and you're right, a lot of people treated her terribly after word got around. Absent a trial, neither you nor I can draw any conclusions.