That’s better. Now - tell me - why are you here, and where may I find Admiral James T. Kirk?

i don’t even think they make mirrors wide enough to say it.

The film is finished.  I already own the Criterion Collection 4K three-disc set.  And the title of the film was actually changed to The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders.

Chumbawumba actually really IS an interesting story. Super political, almost Billy-Bragg-like band that accidentally scored a frat-boy party hit and used the $$ to actually... do politics!

Also, Andrew Paul is banned-for-life from ever giving Alanis Morissette any shit about the proper use of ‘ironic.’

I don’t understand why you feel the need to dunk on the name. Are you too mature for the name Boaty McBoatface, Andrew? That’s a shame. It’s not stupid - it’s silly. And there’s nothing wrong with silly. And if it is indeed stupid, it’s at least no more stupid than the names of most boats.

That’s the point. The IAU’s dumb definition, which is completely ignored in scientific papers anyway, is contrary to normal taxonomy where the highest tier, in the this case “planet,” share the least similarities then subdivides into categories of increasing similarity. Much like biological taxonomy. Because that’s…

So, SPOILERS FOR ‘NO WAY HOME’ ahead! (And also ‘Endgame’, but I think we’re past that point now.)

I know a guy who can help you watch it safely. For a price...

As a standard practice, the Television Academy has slotted half-hour shows automatically as comedies, even if it has dramatic elements, while episodes that are longer get automatically counted as dramas.

Feisty feline fires furious fusillade at former friend and fabricator, feels frustrated at followers’ failure to focus on future.

If they wanted to be more distinctive, they probably could’ve avoided the whole actor named Chris playing a character named Steve sacrificing themselves to destroying a German superweapon in the form of a large plane full of WMDs headed to major cities in the middle of a World War.

Despite all of the rumors that they’d snuck him onto the set to film a cameo, Floating Trash Ring is retired, living comfortably in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, just as his posts on social media said.

Smartly-dressed, bowler-hat-wearing Ralph Feinnes goes up against a maniacal Scot in a feature-length wink at the audience, rife with gleeful era-mashing, that turns out not to be very good? I’ll stick with “The Avengers”, thanks. At least that had Eddie Izzard.

If the movie is reviving old favourites from the 2000s, it should definitely bring back fan favourite Big Pillar Of Light In The Sky for a cameo.

Years ago, I was moving from one crazy, dangerous neighborhood to another slightly less dangerous, yet equally crazy neighborhood, when a mentally ill homeless person randomly tried to cut me with a box cutter. Just one of those things. One second he was trudging by silently, the next he was coming at me, also silently…

Eternals is a Marvel movie about a family making an abortion decision. You have your middle of the road waffler in Kingo, your evangelical fascist in Ikaris, etc.. It was the best use of a speedster type hero we’ve yet seen in any superhero movie, and some other relationships we got to see were really quite…

One of those blazing yet barely known masterpieces. Also a massive box office flop. Fox’s Zanuck made it to appease Power, recently returned from war and in no mood to slip back into romantic comedies and swashbucklers after what he’d experienced. Alley and The Razor’s Edge were essentially trade offs for Captain…

The Cylons Were Created By Man.

Top. Men.