MATT DAMON

Is a deliberate Ed Balls still an Ed Balls?

So I am 23 seconds in and what is fascinating to me is that he is clearly, genuinely, proud of that accent. Like, he worked on it, or maybe he feels he has a natural gift, and I think on some level he wants some recognition, some praise for doing such a good job (in his mind) with that accent.

Ahem...

A = Absolutely Watch This Now
B = Be Sure to Watch This Sometime
C = Could Watch This or Skip It
D = Don’t Ever Watch This
F = Fuck it, I Dare You to Watch This

With an all-star supporting cast: Sleve McDichael, Todd Bonzalez, Jeromy Gride, and Bobson Dugnutt!

While I very much agree that genres are loose and descriptive, rather than rigid and prescriptive, as terms they still convey some kinda meaning.

I’d like to see Kermit the Frog.

Would you say it’s an an-Amélie????

If it’s a prequel they should really be filming it in plain old Zealand.

Especially if you were Patrick Stewart.

The Revenge Society from The Venture Bros. especially around the Gargantua-2 heist.

An interesting inversion from the Ancient Greek Olympics, where despite little to no coverage, you could see everything.

Whatever else the movie did wrong, the idea of ‘TLJ ruining Luke’ from ‘hardcore’ fans is the most hilarious misunderstanding of Star Wars characters, lore and philosophy they could muster.

I have diarrhea right now. WHERE IS MY ADORATION?!

Diarrhea doesn’t give you clout, that’s an urban myth.

Honestly, you shouldn’t be getting diarrhea for the clout, it should be for the sheer love of it.

trying to hex the moon instead

I’ve been getting diarrhea since before these people were born and I never got any clout from it. :(