I liked the recent Narnia movies, especially Lion, but... that BBC tv series from the late 80s is really good. Super low budget, and they - wisely I think, for the way they were pacing the series - combined Prince Caspian and Dawn Treader into one episode. They got all the way to The Silver Chair, which I think was…

It depends on what you consider 1-3 and 4-6 for Star Wars films 😀

You know, it’s interesting that a boy wizard is probably one of the tamest roles Radcliffe has done in his career. From wizard to (off the top of my head, and just the ones that stick out the most) a morphine-addicted young doctor, Alan Strang, whatever the fuck Horns was about, a guy with guns nailed to his hands,…

I actually liked the 2002 reboot, which I’m sure everyone’s forgotten about by now.

INGNORE ME!!!!

The code?! WE’VE BEEN ACTIVATED!

I don’t think there is a “hump.” It’s just another type of story at this point, like rom-coms or action movies. There will be good stuff, there will be bad stuff. Just like any other subgenre. Invincible was pretty good, so unless that “hump” occurred sometime this week, it probably doesn’t exist.

I knew the critics would have their knives out when I read one review this morning that actually complained of the nerve of Netflix not releasing *any* screener episodes, forcing the poor guy to have to get up early and watch all 8 episodes before his (terrible) review. I know Netflix has done that before, but it…

Great, can someone consider doing Kim Newman’s The Man from the Diogenes Club now instead?

I’m not buying it. I tried that on the train to work once and it did not work at all.

“And I said, WELL that’s. ONE THING WE GOT”

“Sir, what is your location?”

Also, what if someone is running at me with an icecicle and my mouth is wide open yelling “NNOOOOO! AN ICE CICLEEEE!” and it goes all the way down my throat and out my butt?

Exactly. The heart wants what the heart wants, and it wants me to impale another heart with a blood icicle.

No, you cannot stab someone with a blood icicle like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat

But you see Sub-Zero uses a magic blood icicle so it totally works.

According to Kimberlee Sue Moran, who holds the very awesome title of Associate Teaching Professor & Director of Forensics at Rutgers University....