EUROVISION! (C’mon Americans, get with it. It’s amazing.)

I too find that I enjoy the episodes with happy endings. But I first became a Black Mirror fan because of the one-two punch of “Fifteen Million Merits” and “The Entire History of You.”

My life has intersected with the lives of three picturesque cows: a mum, a dad, and a calf. They appeared from nowhere, in a small, otherwise unremarkable pasture. They’re the majestic sort with the white heads like you see on corned beef tins. I hope they don’t wind up inside one. I’m certain these animals are posing…

Brooklyn 99 has a really excellent group of comedians in the cast, and surprises me at how it continues to be really funny in both smart and dumb ways. Definitely worth your time to check out, IMO.

So, basically Wikipedia written entirely by Stephen Fry? Shut up and take money me would otherwise spend on cookies!!!

There’s... a lot more porn in the Guide than I remember.

WaitWait. I’m reading this I my phone. Are you saying there is a second phone and it is in my pocket???

Turns out it’s man.

“In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God’s creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.”

As funny as Bitch Hunter is, I think my favorite joke about it is the tangential reveal that NBC is such a monumentally incompetent organization that they aired it a second time, necessitating the TGS Mother’s Day show.

“rural juror!”

Leap Dave Williams!!!!

Pretty much anything from 30 Rock would be near the top of my list. Bitch Hunter, Queen of Jordan, or Honky Grandma Be Trippin. But my first pick would be Black Frasier.  

No Watchmen Babies, but we do have this:

“Watchmen Babies”.

Cocaine Noodles.

I loved The Mick a lot. (The drug trip through the high school episode was sublime.) But I was preparing myself to say goodbye to Mickey and the gang.

I’m real fuckin’ upset about Brooklyn Nine-Nine. It doesn’t make a lick of sense to me. Fine, maybe it didn’t get the live ratings it deserved, but it’s the era of…

truly incredible collection of comedic talent

The old AVC is dead, Jim!

I did not love Infinity War. I understand that they had to feature every character - all of the Avengers, all of the Guardians, the fringe characters that haven’t necessarily joined a group yet like, say, Doctor Strange. But it was overstuffed and so very, very slow. Along with the fact that the characters were so…