No “revisionist edit’s” eh? Then how do you explain Dave shooting first?

I should also mention that thanks to a comic tie-in. 2001: A Space Odyssey is canon in the Marvel Universe and it’s thanks to 2001 that we have this scene from Nextwave.

It took me a second to reconcile with my caffeine-deprived brain that the 50th anniversary of 2001 does not make this the year 2051.

But It Follows would walk 500 miles
And It Follows would walk 500 more
Just to be the monster who walks a thousand miles
To murder you at your door

Hmm, I don’t follow.

Of course time travel is impossible. Here’s an atomic-powered robot explaining why it is so to an alleged time traveling, hyper-intelligent dinosaur.

Physicists HATE Him! One Weird Trick Allowed This Man To Break All the Rules of Space-Time.

That’s not even the correct fan theory. John Boyega => John Bodega => A Bodega is a small convenience store, at least in East Coast lingo => New York is on the East Coast => Many retired New Yorkers move to Florida, at least stereotypically => Places like Boca Raton, FL => The world record score for Galaga (in…

Ridiculous. Earth is actually the same shape as Bruce Campbell’s chin.

I know you’re being satirical in this instance (I hope!) but it always cracks me up when people conflate religion with a presumed skepticism of science.

I can’t believe you would post all this bullcrap “science” on Jesus’ birthday.

Amen to avoid articles, reviews, and internet conversations about movies you might like to see. I’ve found that I often find myself liking movies that reviewers hate, and hating movies that reviewers like. And when I learned how much studios get involved in the review process - that’s when I really turned away from…

Saw Ready Player One yesterday. (Spoilers, beware!) It was fine. Fun adventure movie with some good gags and lots of creative visuals, but not something I’d be particularly excited to see again.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor (played by Kevin Sorbo) and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

Which would bring Lucy Lawless’ Xena into this Extended Universe, and I can only assume from there Battlestar Galactica (they even have angels!) and Ash Vs. The Evil Dead. And that brings us to Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. which means that this all ties into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Having vaguely forgotten Kevin Sorbo’s backstory in the original movie, I find it amazing now how that one can now seemingly serve as a sequel to his 2017 movie Let There Be Light. In that one he goes from Obnoxious Atheist to Upstanding Christian thanks to seeing his kid (that died of cancer, of course) during a…

So they’re making skunky beer on purpose?

Twice.

Yes, I can confirm or deny this.

Good for you guys. Truly.