Can we give these puns a rest? Room for improvement all around.

But, despite being the 21st installment in the MCU,

“Lift-generating-American”

The new approved term is “Non-binary wing associate”

You mean you can be HER wingman anytime.

AHEM! The correct term now is “wingperson” you monster!

An apt description. I was a voracious reader, and the library was a special place. So were the bookstores (I was born 1971). While I did not have dyslexia, I loved combing the stacks and shelves for books to read. That excitment when you opened a paperback book....I get your vibe for sure.

I’m still furious the Nobel committee ran out of eligible male writers to give it to and lobbed one at Bob Dylan instead.

I never ever want to watch this but now I want to know every single thing that happens in it

Oh, so it scared you MORE THAN THIS, DOWD??

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

Yes.

Of course, the “boy child of prophecy” refers to Darth Vader, the villain of the piece. I don’t recall any prophecies that referred to the actual hero of Star Wars, Chewbacca.

Did this Denis guy not see yesterdays newswire about Star Wars being for old people?

Boy child of prophecy gets magic powers that allow him to take down an oppressive empire.

Star Wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Dune is in the far far future. I see no connection whatsoever.

WTF, when did the AV Club start writing articles? Why wasn’t I informed?

What was I thinking?

Didn’t read this article, did you?

What? It came up organically!