I feel for them. What a horrible tragedy to be forced to confront. That said, Rusty Hardin is a soulless bloodsucker and I think that hiring him sends the opposite message than the one they intend. 

First day if practice of high school soccer. During summer practice, all the players are together (before the split between Varsity and JV). Towards the end of the practice, the head coach sits us down and asks “who here is good at math?” Being the ho or student/future law school gunner, my hand shoots up. Coach says,…

I was maybe 10 years old. On a rainy day at camp, we were playing dodgeball in the indoor basketball court. One of the counselors, in an attempt to draw morons out, threw a ball high in the air. I ran at top speed, slid on my knees several feet across the floor and made what I thought was an awesome catch, only to be…

Why is always Kevin Maas and Shane Spencer?  What about Shelly Duncan?

Former Starbucks store manager here. When Starbucks first started, they had two sizes: short and tall AKA small and large. When they got bigger, the American market demanded larger sizes. So they introduced grande. It still kind of made sense, short, tall, and grande. Small, bigger, and big. Then the American market…

Every time I think that we are in the dumbest timeline, I realize we are in a dumber timeline than I could possibly comprehend. 

You guys are posting jomboy videos so often that G/O should buy his company and try to change how he does everything until he quits. 

I went to a Popeye’s when it opened and the guy said that the sandwhich wouldn’t be ready for an hour.  I went to another one at about 1145 and it took about 45 minutes to get it because they were so disorganized and clearly could not keep up with the demand.  They were just taking orders and not putting any out even…

Jorge, I hope your next gig provides as much lutefisk as you require, if not more. 

I think it added a lot of texture to the videos. Also, the idea of doing an extra take or takes to add that is just a spectacularly dumb use of time. 

In every one of those sock puppet videos, there was at least one silent reaction shot, or just a shot of one of the socks saying “uh” or “um” and for whatever reason, they just killed me. Laughing like an absolute goon. 

This is not a reference that I uh, you know, get. But thanks? (I think?). 

If there’s no longer an EiC, is the period between 5PM today and whenever they hire a new EiC like the Purge of blogworld?

OK now that she can’t fire you, who has worse food takes between Marchman and Greenwell?

Come on Wagner, what’s the embarrassing story you repeated back to Greenwell?  She can’t hurt you anymore.

Putting the flip play with Puggemy Giambi in the top image is fucking cold. I like it. Good luck Greenwell! Your pancake take sucked ass, but you did an awesome job here!

Also, wishing Jorge good luck in whatever his new gig is.  Thanks for all the great videos.  Were you behind the sock puppets?  They were fantastic.  

In one of your west coast videos, you linked to Ley’s original RSG post. I found my comment in there and my first guy remembered? You know it was Dan Pasqua.

That’s what I’m saying. Lateral move at best. 

When I lived in Chicago, there was a bar on N. Clark near Belmont that did Smut & Eggs. Probably gone by now though