One of my favorite things about The Good Place are the restaurant puns. Hit pause whenever they’re in town because they are hilarious.

Make Deadcast Drew Again

“Let’s throw some more bricks on the fire”

To be fair, the streak of Lions head coaches who never worked in the NFL again is approaching double digits. So in the words of a Boston icon:

#MAKETHEDEADCASTDREWAGAIN

Imagine caring about someone else’s opinion of a song so much that you send them threatening messages.  Now let’s get back to discussing whether a hotdog is a sandwich (IT IS, FUCKERS)

500,000?  That’s a lot of clams...and mussels, and pasta, and burgers. 

Are you a real person or is this Marchman’s alias?

My mother in law lives right near there. I’ve always been curious about the pork store and now I’ll stop by next time.

Bring back sock puppets!

How did you get Roth to wear a non-plaid shirt?

Has anyone ever seen Shitty and Burneko in the same room at the same time?

It’s a good thing Peter King didn’t go back through some of Drew’s KSK posts about him.  

Ah shut up you

Dr./Mrs. THSU is a geriatrician and she always says to have a goddamn living will. Let people know what you want BEFORE you’re a goddamn vegetable.

Is the term “provolone-ass individual in the Deadspin style guide?

There’s a guy in my floor’s bathroom that makes a seat cover out of toilet paper and just leaves it on the seat when he’s done.  The bathroom provides real seat covers too. 

I’m tired of Hollywood giving us all these retreads.

And the greys prove my point...