It’s an honor to be insulted by someone who has such butt opinions. 

Should I go back and watch them all?

I saw the first Mission Impossible movie in the theaters the summer after I graduated high school and it was total crap.  Have these movies gotten better?  

Is Mickey Calloway the baddest manager of all time or the BADDEST manager of all time?

Now that you’ve had a few more months of observation time, I want to ask this question again.  Who would win in a fight between Marchman and Greenwell?

If Trump were to actually take a dump onto the American flag, would he still get re-elected?

Before anymore of you twits say it AGAIN, yes I know clown fish exist. No, they aren’t fucking scary. 

The only relevant inquiry is whether its scarier to find a clown in the ocean or a clown in space?  Answer me that, idiots. 

Are you back?

GET BRETT WEIR I SAID 

This is true.  Atlanta is quite close to Atlanta.

I don’t have anything particularly nice to say about Joe Lieberman, but to claim that he subverted the will of the voters by running as an independent is ridiculous since, you know, he won the general.

When I was 12 or 13 we drove from the New York suburbs to Ft. Lauderdale. At the Virginia/North Carolina border there was a traffic jam so bad that it took 3 hours to go less than 10 miles. Then we had to sit in the car until our hotel which was somewhere in South Carolina. 

OK hear me out. What if Lebron engineered this entire thing so that the Raptors would trade Leonard to the Lakers and get (among other assets) Lance Stephenson.  That would be the greatest own of all time. 

delude myself into believing that watching them openly disgrace the game for an entire season was worth the viewing effort

It is not substantively the same. MGM is forcing shooting victims to litigate something that they might not necessarily want to litigate.  They have to spend money on lawyers to defend these absurd claims. 

This is a bad take, but definitely an upgrade from Marchman’s White Sox Minutes (TM)

There’s a great bar in the Bronx that has a digital menu above the bar (also available on the bar’s twitter feed), that shows what is pouring out of each of its 17 taps, type of beer, ABV, IBI, how full each keg is, and what is on deck to go into the next couple of open taps.  It’s great. 

Fun fact about Rob Pelinka: He played on the 1989 Michigan NCAA championship team and on both Fab Five teams.