I confess to being way underinformed about the way World Cup teams are chosen, but surely, the USMNT is better than the Saudis. Why aren’t they in? Is there a regional limit on teams?

Harper didn’t even check to see if Austin Romine’s was ok after he intentionally deflected the ball right into Romine’s dong! Maybe he deserved that second plunking!

Really struggling with the fact that nobody got pantsed in those GIFs

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.

This is a distinct possibility. My personal theory is that Ovie is a cyborg created by Russian intelligence whose sole purpose is to win the cup so he can either (1) sneak into the Situation Room and launch missiles against US interests or (2) invite Putin to the White House celebration and have him claim the resolute…

Two things:

In death, Bourdain has inspired the most unlikeliest of things: a great take from Marchman

I’m a Rangers fan and I hate/respect Ovi. On the one hand, its awesome when an historically great player wins a championship. On the other hand, I personally would have had a lot more fun if the Caps imploded and lost the series in 7.

Sometimes I think Matt Ryan is one of those firefighters who starts a forest fire so that he can be the hero who saves people from the fire but then it just gets out of control

Cheesebut for dinner. Peppermint roll for dessert

I’m here most days making both jokes and serious comments. Follow me for either.

Jerusalem is the capital of Palestine? Setting aside the fact that Palestine isn’t (yet) an actual country, under UN General Assembly Resolution 181, Jerusalem is considered an International City. But don’t let facts get in the way of your agenda.

Did you guys work in Times Square? Because I’ve seen this multiple times.

That’s not him forgetting the words. That’s him not having enough breath support to sing more than every other word.

Had anyone outside of Chicago ever heard of Jojo English prior to him getting into a fight with Derek Harper in 94 playoffs? That shit’s been done before.

The other alternative is that the Caps implode and own themselves so hard over the course of the next week. Always a possibility.

When you can get a rookie with no years of service who is at the same level, it’s far cheaper than paying an MLB vet

Capri Sun is not in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act!

I used all my white out trying to delete something off of my computer screen  

Our once beautiful schools don’t even teach math anymore! SAD!