What drug could he use to enhance his performance? Don’t the sled and the ice do most of the work?

Lest we forget

It’s a good thing we have a surveillance state because in the past this could have resulted in a lynching.

Amazing how he managed to eject Billy Martin in 1998, 10 years after he died.

Oh there’s no one right way to do it but there are definitely wrong ways.

Can you accidentally on purpose run into my wife and have a discussion with her about how to properly load the dishwasher? I’ve given up saying anything because it’s not worth the fight, but it makes me cry on the inside.

At this point I’m not sure what will make me happier: Trump getting indicted or Brady being proven to use PEDs.

Hell yeah. His accent is ridiculous and his asides to the camera are cartoonish.

Every time I watch Scent of a Woman, I marvel at how the academy gave him an Oscar for that turd.

Zooropa is bad and you should feel bad for liking it.

Wow, right before Stephen A. Smith goes on a rant about how he’s sick of saying Happy Holidays too. Cold blooded.

Maybe he’s thinking of signing an available free agent quarterback. You know, like Tim Tebow.

I have a new addition to the list of white people shit: cops pulling people over only to give them a Thanksgiving turkey.

You know what gets rid of a musty fart smell? A worse smelling fart. Also, peel an orange in his room and leave the pieces of peel under his bed for a day or two. That shit works.

Not sure why anyone would choose to eat pumpkin pie when there’s a perfectly good pecan pie sitting RIGHT THERE NEXT TO IT

I think that many of the Deadspin commenters recognize when they have their power strokes.

Pants are just prisons for your legs.

Tell the Chinese that we’ll I’ve them Lavar in exchange for Liangelo

Imagine if the OL could protect Winston that well