The onion take is positively Marchmanian.

Marchmanian food take.

I went to a big hippy music festival in Connecticut a few years back as a guest “writer” for some now defunct website that my friend was taking pictures for. Tickets, hotel and a couple of meals comped and I got to hang out in the photographer’s well for the first 3 songs of every band and the VIP tent as much as I…

Meanwhile, 3 miles north of the gold coast, there is a literal tent city under the Wilson Ave. Lake Shore Drive overpass.

This is a worse take than anything ever said by Steven A. or Skip.

Weak chin. I’d have never made it as a boxer. Also, it was a pretty sharp stair edge that hit the very edge of my Jay Leno sized chin.

When I was 5 or 6 I fell up the stairs, banged the edge of my chin against the edge of the stair and needed 25 stitches.

This is the best take this site has ever had. EVER.

Brian Scalabrine

Police came to a scene with two agitated people who didn’t speak English and didn’t shoot them? All I can say is wow.

This is very shortsighted - you’d think that interests of public health would dictate that the mayor would be in favor of Philadelphians bathing.

Chief Justice Stephen Breyer along with Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Anthony Kennedy, Clarence Thomas, and Samuel Alito granted the stay while Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan denied the request.

If Paycee from Dawson’s Creek lived in a bunker since high school.

Is it your punchable voice on the audiobook?

Just because I love it

- Mark Sanchez could’ve been a decent NFL quarterback if he didn’t have a bunch of chumps surrounding him (both skill players and coaches).

+18%

It’s very small stadium - there’s no clubhouses underneath the seats.

Fun fact - the government official who got this stadium built despite huge protests from the citizens of the town was indicted on federal corruption charges.

I was wondering why a Gawker media site was covering something in the Bronx, but then I saw that the victim is a resident of Chelsea, so now I get it.