Is this a Knicks move or the KNICKSIEST move?

Nobody wants a “gotta hear both sides” lecture

An article about why a team lost to the dynastic Yankees that doesn’t mention steroids is like an article about Super Bowl XL without a comment from a Seahawks fan where he cries about how it was fixed.

When I was in first grade, our teacher took us to the school library and told us to pick a book for a book report. I went straight to Judy Blume and picked the only one of her books that they had and that I hadn’t already read. This teacher, faced with the prospect of a 6 year old boy standing up in front of the class…

Is there any truth to the rumor that Peter Thiel helped Craig James kill five hookers while at SMU?

The 9th Circuit is by far the most overturned Circuit in the Appeals system. I doubt this ruling stands.

If Herm Edwards was looking for something to scream about, here it is.

Well, any type of pussy really.

This is the single most ignorant statement ever made.

Did Chris Webber utter a single word on that broadcast last night? I swear he didn’t.

So you’re saying that Marv bit some ass?

“There are no problems; only opportunities with which to grow.”

Man, RGIII is so bad, he kills coaches retroactively.

Good thing you didn’t use the term “crashed the booth” in the headline because that would have raised questions about whether Tony was driving sober.

Not pictured - RG3 watching the ball fly over the fence, gently shouting at it to come back.

The real unsolved question about this series is when the Thunder win, will Draper go full Bernie-Bro conspiracy theorist about the series?

A lot of charities act as a tax shelter - it lets the player declare the charity’s costs as donations.

Scorchingly correct and uncontroversial, is what I assume you mean.

Toss up between “The Boys are Back in Town” by Thin Lizzie and “Tonight There’s Gonna Be a Jailbreak” also by Thin Lizzie. Honorable mention goes to literally any Steely Dan song ever.