FIGHT ME

Step 1: Take all the Thin Mints and Samoas and burn them in a huge fire because they are garbage shit cookies.

Brie is the most overrated cheese, but it’s also the most underrated Alison.

Will the Senate vote on this, or do the American people deserve a say in this nomination too?

Maybe JPP can assert tortious interference with a contract?

On the sexual assault accusations in college and handling the spotlight off the field

Stevens would be considered a goon today. There’s no head that his elbow didn’t miss.

This is good Kinja

This is good Kinja

I don’t wanna sit at a communal table with a fucking tree stump for my chair.

We all know that it’s not where the money ends up that counts - if Dunn missed the free throw because he believed that he would receive monetary compensation, then he’s guilty of point shaving and he should be ruled ineligible and the NCAA should burn the fuck to the ground.

There’s a libertarian law professor who believes that if you want to reduce auto-related fatalities, car companies should get rid of seat belts, airbags, and other safety measures. Instead, you should put a large and sharp metal spike on the steering wheel.

Pictured: Al Davis wearing a Sheldon Adelson suit.

This happened to me on a Chicago to NYC flight once. I got sat in between a middle-aged married couple. I offered to switch seats so that they could sit together, but they refused. They talked over me the entire flight AND neither one would cede an inch of either armrest. They clearly had a plan going into the flight.

I went to the office bathroom to do my dirty business. It’s a pretty standard men’s room with 3 urinals and 3 toilet stalls. I sat down, took out my phone, and started looking at Twitter. I saw a really funny tweet and said out loud “Oh, that’s soooo good.” About a minute later, I heard the sound of a flush and the…

They’ve gone full Patriots fan

Seeking to regain control over the NFLPA, Roger Goodell announced that Vince Young is suspended for the next 4 seasons of NFL play.

Over/under on which game Rob Ryan chokeslams a Bills fan through a table?

I’ve said it once before and it bears repeating: