If by some chance, Psycho Santa was turned into Trucker/Santa by the actions of the Momager, I’d start believing in God again.

It’s funny that Mick Jagger might be the subject of the song because he sings the backup harmony during the chorus. It’s uncredited on the album, but it’s true. I love the idea of Mick unknowingly contributing to a song about him being a dick.

ESPN barely covers hockey since they lost the right to braodcast it.

I’d much rather see them widen the rinks than the nets. It’ll mean more open space so that the truly skilled players have more room to maneuver and reduce a lot of the obstruction.

I’m not sure I understand the conclusion of this study. Bed-Stuy is a more dangerous neighborhood than Greenpoint. It would make sense that it would be mentioned more often, especially if the reviewer was mentioning the area. Is that not the case? Am I missing something? I am honestly not trolling here.

They should never have gotten rid of Tebow.

1. Riding the 1 train downtown, the train stopped between stations. Then the lights went out. I was looking out the window and when the lights went out, I could see the interior of the tunnel, where a man was squatting and taking a shit. I actually watched it exit his ass and hit the ground before I knew what was…

EYE’S UP SON

Worst part about this is that the McD’s employee will probably be terminated for fighting back.

This is the same feeling as when you’re playing blackjack and the dealer is showing a 6. You double down on your 8 and draw a 2. then the dealer flips over a 5. You are now dead. but then the dealer puts down a 4 and then a ten. Top of the world, dead, back on top.

So if the bun tears into two pieces, that makes a sandwich?

You do not know the answer.

It’s two pieces of bread on a hinge.

TOO SOON

Super Tecmo Bowl Christian Okoye agrees.

Starbucks has a “ten minute rule” where you have to open the store 10 minutes before the posted opening time and you can’t close until 10 minutes past the posted closing time. I was working as a shift supervisor at a store in the Loop in Chicago - the area is pretty desolate after 6PM most nights (or at least it was…

I just saw it reported on the crawl on Fox’s broadcast of the Seattle v. Dallas game. Is it true?

Jolie Kerr’s secret fear is filthy hockey equipment dipped in tzatziki

Burneko’s secret fear is food that tastes good.

I suppose you’ve never heard of a Haloween party mishap-type situation where tzatziki gets all over an heirloom rug. THANKS FOR NOTHING