Who are *you* to talk?? You did more than cry a river— you whined out the whole ****ing Amazon! Do you think somebody pointed a gun at you and *told* you to do all that stuff, or die?? No. So quit with the martyr bullshit.

What in God’s name is an evening guest and why don’t I get invited to weddings this fancy?

I’m going to place my bets on all those times you willingly handed your card to a waiter, who walked off out-of-sight for 5 minutes, over the chances that someone dumpster dived, on two consecutive weeks, to find pieces of your old card and put them together.

Do you people think teens are out here just crashing into everything they see? When I see a bad driver on the road 9 times out of 10 it’s a senior citizen.

Worrying has a bad rap in our “power of positive thinking” society. Do the stuff in this article or whatever else works for you; worry can be a good motivator. If you’re still a little worried about some things, that’s totally natural - if you’re not anxious or worried about anything at all, you might be stupid. Just…

One of the unintentional perks of getting married in late winter/early spring is that all your subsequent anniversary vacations will be during off-peak travel season, saving you quite a bit of money. Just look out for spring breakers and foreigners on “vacay,” if you looking for quiet and serenity. 

One of the unintentional perks of getting married in late winter/early spring is that all your subsequent…

If it makes you feel better. Tavi is probably making less a month than the Cash Me Ousside girl.

Same happened to me when I got my (not nearly as nice, but still expensive for me) new Honda Civic. They had some of the most ridiculous fees that I’ve seen. Pinstripe was $800.... I told them no thank you, I don’t want the pin-stripe, as I think it looks bad, he tried to explain how it was more expensive for them…

A bit off topic, by my neighbor is a routine washer-of-his-Audi all year round too. I live in Vancouver so it’s the same climate as well. He even wears driving gloves when he drives it. Like geez man, it’s a $40,000 car. It’s not a Ferrari.

Good thing I already ate my lunch. Thanks for the images, broseph.

I once got all the way to the offer letter stage of a process before discovering that they wanted to pay me $20k under what I was already making.

I’m not even leaving my house/picking up the phone for an interview unless I know the salary range is acceptable.

I wish more job postings would include the salary range up front so as to not waste anyone’s time. In my field, salaries vary greatly depending on organization, responsibilities, and location. Glass Door is kind of helpful, but you really can’t trust it since it’s all self-selected, self-reported data.

I’ve gotten to the point that I am very forward with asking about the pay rate. If the job doesn’t meet my bottom line to cover bills/expenses, there is no reason to waste both my time and the company’s time on an interview.

The one thing i want is to just be honest. I want money, you need someone to do to work. If you give me enough money and i can do the work you need, we’ll both be happy.

Next, they should do The-Crap-I-Bought-Because-I-Saw-It-On-Lifehacker’s-Bag-Articles Bag.

Right, and I’m a Senior IT Analyst. And I got my position by having both the technical skills and by being fortunate enough to not be a stereotypical “IT guy” type. Asking BS canned questions gets you canned BS responses. None of which came up when I interviewed with my current company.

Then the manager doing the firing inserts some BS excuse and circumvents the law.

Ah yes. Throw away the suspecious piece of paper before getting to the border patrol guard. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Amazon says $19.99 not $16

Amazon says $19.99 not $16