I used to play FPSs with a buddy who quite honestly wasn’t very good. I’d regularly end up in the top few frags in a round while he was typically middle of the pack.

Very accurate. Glad to see the WRX resale value holding up though.

I can attest to the fact that cocaine greatly increases video game performance. I higher than doubled my shooter kill/death ratio for an entire night. Reaction times were just incredible.

I tried for a great promotion but despite having a Master’s in Science, I was beat out by a guy with a Bachelor’s in graphic design.

I have a feeling this goes deeper than we think...

I’m disappointed you spent zero time on probably the largest concern, which is pay.

Some jobs may advertise it upfront, but if its a job you’re chasing after, with a title you want, but doesn’t explicitly state the pay, you’re in this grey zone of not wanting to appear solely focused, but also having bills to pay. …

I see you have Jurassic Park in your image. That book is a surefire way to trick anybody into reading because it the most goddamn amazing book ever written. Literally pure fun and excitement the whole way through.

Fuck no.... it’s off-center! I can’t take it. It would drive me mad whenever I look at it.

Fuck no.... it’s off-center! I can’t take it. It would drive me mad whenever I look at it.

Years ago, I started reading a life hacks blog. Since then, I’ve spent thousands of hours reading about how to be more efficient, clicking links, and perusing the comments section. I’ve saved maybe 2 hours from what I’ve learned. The irony just hit me.

“Don’t check your email first thing in the day.”/”Check your email once or twice a day!”

don’t be a drag.

I may get some flak for this (especially because I suspect I won’t word this as carefully as I should), but:

Presuming they do, I would hope they would use relevant memes posted from your account.

Hi, this is definitely a false positive. We’ve contacted Baidu to update their detection output. Thanks! -Cybereason

A Virustotal scan of the RansomFree installer returns a hit via Baidu for the WisdomEyes trojan, which mines bitcoin and can encrypt files.

HA HA HA. Never say that in England. But great job on the clutter reduction.

You forgot the best method; scream “YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!”

Sorry... the title graphic made me do it.

I can’t say I enjoy my local CVS, typically understaffed with overworked employees and somewhat high(er) prices on most items.

This seems like a bad idea... too bulky to fit comfortably in a pocket, and that battery is going to be subject to a lot of flexing, especially in a back pocket which is where I prefer to keep my wallet. Don’t batteries tend to explode when you flex them a lot? Then there is the issue of wrapping a component that…

This seems like a bad idea... too bulky to fit comfortably in a pocket, and that battery is going to be subject to a…

is that the same kind of bullshit where the ‘you may also like’ section links you to old as fuck pages? Update your shit, or dont get pissy with me for clicking on your recommendations.