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Couldn’t get a fun-to-drive Camry SE? Lame.

Whoa slow down there, I think YOU need to brake.

“Oh good, I didn’t blow the engine.”

You can probably teach a class on how to drive a Model T.

Instant karma is a recurring theme on Jalopnik. I see it in a lot on the posts here. In this case, the motorcyclist got “instant karma” by getting hit, but what I meant was this guy didn’t even deserve this.

Oh well. At least people still remember Ludacris’s rap career.

Grow a sense of humor.

Yeah probably not the best choice of words.

Instant karma was too much on this one.

But......but.....best buddies for life! D:

I get that it’s tragic but everyone else is allowed to joke around.....

If it matters that much to you then spread your agenda to everyone else.

MOVE, BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!

Ah, it was a joke. I actually had sold my Taurus a few weeks ago to a nice family for $3000 (it only had 49,000 miles on it) and I was just basing something off the article that Doug posted. xP

Question seeing that you’ve been frequenting CarMax: I’m thinking about taking my 2002 Ford Taurus. Is it possible to get the promotional windbreaker, or is it only worth a keychain and a $10 voucher on Katzkin leather interiors?

“All the cars band together and get the Mustang driver! He can shoot me but he can’t drive-by all of us!”

For real?

Yeah I knew I was wishful thinking. :/

Cool. Another iconic design served as a throwback to something in the ‘60s or ‘70s.

But correct me if I’m wrong on this one, shouldn’t we be focusing on creating icons today too instead of taking a page out of Instagram and #tbt?

Yet another tragedy in the car community! If the Sentra was just kept in the garage and driven on weekends like it should, then we wouldn’t have to read about this heartbreaking shit.

Valid point there. But for now I’ll give the article the benefit of the doubt. I’ll remain hopeful about it.