So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

Perspective- We need to appease our Chinese investors if we ever hope to make a buck.

Now imagine how sweeter your revenge would have been with FiberFix.....

Well if not Darth Vader, maybe an Imperial Guard?

I hope it’ll have gold wheels. Then we can compare it to Iron Man.

I’ll take that bet - since nutjobs and losers use Bing search anyway, and this dude is clearly both.

Fixed that for you. Angry is redundant. They did buy a Journey, after all.

They probably already have something installed. Some kind of pneumatic tube system. Of course if they don’t, that’s an opportunity to waste more right there, getting it installed.

Just do it. Trump says we don’t have to be PC anymore.

Ferrari has filed a protest against Bugatti claiming the car shouldn’t have been allowed to run since it wasn’t on sale yet.

WHEN ALL THE CORAL IS DEAD.

You shouldn’t have said that:

CP.

The 2017 Fiat Abarth 124 Spider is coming, and it will be the greatest car forever and ever and I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY SHUTUP.

Alternate headline:

What a coincidence, my truck also has a 4k redline.

Send three groups of three walking at the same pace and tell them to not come back if they find the exit. Ask no questions so there’s no lying involved.

You know, I would chastize him for parking in a handicap spot, but the game literally involves murdering people to steal their cars.

At least be funny

But not owning a GM vehicle sounds like a big win.