So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

Now imagine how sweeter your revenge would have been with FiberFix.....

Well if not Darth Vader, maybe an Imperial Guard?

I hope it’ll have gold wheels. Then we can compare it to Iron Man.

I’ll take that bet - since nutjobs and losers use Bing search anyway, and this dude is clearly both.

Fixed that for you. Angry is redundant. They did buy a Journey, after all.

They probably already have something installed. Some kind of pneumatic tube system. Of course if they don’t, that’s an opportunity to waste more right there, getting it installed.

Just do it. Trump says we don’t have to be PC anymore.

Ferrari has filed a protest against Bugatti claiming the car shouldn’t have been allowed to run since it wasn’t on sale yet.

You shouldn’t have said that:

CP.

The 2017 Fiat Abarth 124 Spider is coming, and it will be the greatest car forever and ever and I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY SHUTUP.

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What a coincidence, my truck also has a 4k redline.

You know, I would chastize him for parking in a handicap spot, but the game literally involves murdering people to steal their cars.

They’re a stiff contender.

The price of budget racing is sometimes higher than explected, as Jalopnik reader Brain Silvestro discovered.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

I don’t know whether I should be impressed or irritated