Actually, that sounds like the kind of interaction that I’d like to have with a dealership. If they couldn’t care less about the car, if I get it serviced (on the off chance that I will need to), I won’t have to worry about someone revving up the engine and joyriding.

Oh poor kid, rich people have some serious problems sometimes. Boo-fucking-hoo.

One of my cousins wants a Hummer. I’m sending her your way now.

Run and tell that to my brother’s ex-girlfriend. That bitch does nothing but complain about how he got successful and she’s still finding herself and doesn’t know that he went through a story like yours.

He was at the LA Auto Show during Porsche’s press conference in his racing suit. I got a picture of him looking right at me. :P

Wow, I’m so glad that they’re giving the Hellcat 805 horsepower. 707 is too little for a car like that.

Pretty much.

I’d totally do this. Just need to find a garage to rent....

It doesn’t suck for the reasons Doug listed. I think it sucks for reasons that I believe it sucks.

I’m not taking shit from “Maserati boii” over here when he doesn’t even know my experience with the Ghibli. Sit the fuck down.

Someone finally had the balls to point out how much the Ghibli sucks. Thank you Doug!

I FUCKING HATE THIS CAR WITH A PASSION. NOT EVEN BECAUSE IT’S UGLY.

OH GREAT.

Just when I was finishing the planning for my Tata Nano racing series.

So you’re saying that a guy with a lightbulb for a skull had the bright idea to steal someone’s car that he clearly didn’t know how to drive?

Okay, so bright ideas probably don’t work that way at all.

Would it kill you to teach your kid how to drive properly? Or actually give a shit about cars while you’re at it?

I placed the edit in my original comment. I’m the mistaken one now. xP

No, in this case it isn’t. The article is talking about the first MID-ENGINED turbo Ferrari since the F40.

EDIT: If you were referring to the video I’ve yet to watch it. I’m up to my eyes in studying for finals and I just logged in to take a short 30-minute break.

“We take that back. You can’t track this after all.”

-Ferrari

Who wants to start a car company? We can even name it after Jalopnik!

I have an entire video explaining why girls and guys should buy a Camry for a first car.