That sounds like exactly something that I would do.

I hereby rename you Doug Q. Hertz.

I’m gonna look on Craigslist for one of these now. Double points if I can buy one for $500.

I wonder what happens to the owners whose Land Rovers have already been destroyed....

NO.

I’m already buying a Miata this summer. Most likely if I end up getting a Camry I will give it to my family along with giving my current car to my little brother.

Still doesn’t change the fact that my older brother was laughing that she put MY name on the ticket.

I know right?

Best part is my mom put my name in the drawing for a 2015 Camry! :D

HahahahahahahahaHALP ME PLEASE!!!!!!

No other car is grounded to the ground. You cannot get that feeling anywhere else.

That last con that you listed is the same reason I don’t like the Miata.

But when this hits the showroom floor is about the same time I graduate college. :D

I agree with any car that has pop-up lights on this list. That said, if my only option is to buy a 2002 NSX in the future you can bet your ass I’m gonna spend a good amount making those lights the way they were intended to be.

This article is bullshit.

I should know because I was a Counterfeiting major in that university and this is part of the curriculum.

Travis, you need to post a guide on identifying facelifts and generational changes. It seems nobody here in the comments section knows the difference.

I think it’s using Morse code. Anybody wanna translate?

Reminds me of those times I would sneak out of the house late at night just to bang my ex-girlfriend.

I wonder if my children will adapt the same behavior.

FUCK MAYWEATHER.

So they did innovate the “active weight reduction” feature on race cars after all.

I didn’t say they take your car away. If you can quote me in the exact spot that I said that, you win.

If Jalopnik was an actual course, I feel my grade slipping.

4/12 correct. Holy shit.

http://jalopnik.com/porsche-918-mc…

There was an article a while back that discussed how Ferrari didn’t let a customer take his car to a track where they would compare the Porsche 918 and the McLaren P1 with it. I have it here. Why? No clue. But I suppose it’s because they’re Ferrari.