Hey, I wrote this episode!

Fuck Jerry O'Connell.

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Are you into Asians? If so, I hear Emma Stone is available.

So wait, this show isn't a creepy and twisted remake of Full House created by Bryan Fuller?! Count me out.

But when is True Detective coming back??

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He must've mistaken you for a sandwich.

The past 15 years of George Lucas's creative choices have been extremely jarring.

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Oh good, I've always said that superhero shows don't have enough superheroes in them.

Oh good, I've always said that superhero movies don't have enough superheroes in them.

Birth?

I've been saying for a few years now that all the other tv shows need to be more like the Lady Gaga episode of The Simpsons.

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A hammed-up Chestnut? Sounds delicious!

And next week we get another episode with Moe's dishrag! BEST. SEASON. EVER.

Kiefer Sutherland's "Christmas With the Kief."

Uh, is this a gimmick account? Chorlie Champlin is dead.

Fuck YEAH, a medical procedural! This is sure to be a massive hit among the AV Club commentariat.