You know, Sean Penn's facial hair is awfully reminiscent of Adolph Hitler.

I'm really upset that Modern Family didn't get the recognition it deserves.

Does that make The New America his Waterworld?

It took 3 seasons for them to kill off the Dawg on Regular The Walking Dead.

Dad, you promised you wouldn't post on the same websites as me. :(

Eh, gameplay is overrated, to be honest. The only thing worthwhile about online gaming is the witty intellectual conversation.

They're too busy covering the work of genius that is Hand of God.

I think we're long overdue for an Arli$$ reboot.

Ruby Rose really saved Orange is the New Black.

I thought I was talking at a reasonable volume. :(

So when does Dread the Low Winter Sun begin?

I agree!

What about Television? Every time I watch it, it's like a completely different show.

When does Jessica Lange show up?

Uhhh, Breaking Bad, anyone?

A couple got divorced just because the wife had another period? I mean, wouldn't you come to expect it after the first couple of months?

Damnit, I thought Robert Pattinson would've made a perfect Marty McFly.

But Vince Vaughn's gonna hang dong!

Hey, not every actor's career is going to consist solely of masterful pieces of cinema such as Failure to Launch and Surfer, Dude.

Remember that Dreamworks movie where Dane Cook's character farted? And not just any fart, but a fart at an inappropriate time? Pixar could learn a thing or two from these pioneers of industry.