It's interesting that writers still spew that garbage about the Steelers being in a rebuilding mode. Welcome to 2011. They've been rebuilding and currently have all the pieces in place to compete. They're going to surprise a lot of people this year.

Deeeeeeefinitely not getting paid by HBO for this. Oliver is just good, and he's great at breaking things down in a way that A.) is great for Monday morning I'm-too-tired-to-start-working-yet consumption, B.) that is easily shareable because it's on YouTube instead of some stupid embedded player.

The rumor mill seems to think this has something to do with some shady academic advisers, but nothing has been confirmed yet.

Next team up: THE RAIDERS.

These fan letters are so much better than the Chargers ones from yesterday. San Diego doesn't care. KC is in a codependent abusive relationship with the Chiefs.

I went to a Chiefs game a few years ago and sat in the upper deck with my buddy and his parents, who are the nicest, most charitable people you will ever meet, and they neither drink or swear. Naturally, sitting next to us was an old guy in a 90s era Chiefs Starter jacket and his daughter, totally hammered out of…

Andy Reid is so Fat that on at least 2 occasions last year instead of wearing shirts with the KC logo he wore POLOs with the KFC logos.

I caddied and worked a bag room when I was in junior high/high school, and the combination of elitist prickery and all around disgusting things that those guys would say during a round of golf was enough to convince me that if I ever had to pick up an old man game, it would be tennis or 16 inch softball.

Wait. What's with the tiny car?

I don't even want football season to start, I just want to keep reading "why your team sucks" over and over again.

Listen. In all seriousness. This is the funniest tweet I've ever seen in my life.

... so you DON'T work on a contingency basis?

Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

A Schiano man spends all night making rape Gifs and has his teenage son post them on jezebel in half our intervals.

Time to find something else to do on Sundays. I love football, but not that much.

Ahh.. I see you've played Scully / Screwy before. Nicely done.

Just checking to see if I'm following this correctly... Your handle is "RIP DJ SCREW" and you believe Vin Scully is overrated? Am I right so far?