+1 Beat it like a rented mule.

So many panties.....so many bunches.

I simply cannot abide by someone who makes reprehensible life choices.

I hate this fucker.

Dialing wands are usually available in situations like these.

Celebratin' a touchdown? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

LORD PALMERSTON!

Concur. Very well written book.

EPL, eh? What's the British slang for "Reacharound?"

Fandom transitivity principle:

yew libruls with yer FACKS!

Tattoo?

Gold shoes? Did he kill someone also?

WHO TOUCHED MY TOWEL?

a student of the classics, I see.

I dunno, the London Monarchs could be pretty epic...

Melts in your mouth, not in your small intestine!

The Raven looks looks really awful from any distance, the highlight details are too hard to see.

Shouldn't this be NYFG?