Nice burn by Ben Wyatt. Too bad the flame war didn’t go on long enough to throw a “Cocaine Mitch” meme out there.

Is Cardi B not black? Or did you just mean her appearance is ambiguous? (Not being snarky... just curious)

This is an underappreciated zinger.

The schmuck went bankrupt and had to forfeit many of those businesses which he unceremoniously ran into the ground. He’s a FAILURE, and I’m guessing you are too since you seem inclined to defend his obviously terrible business acumen.

Yep, all that. And to state the obvious, tens of millions of Americans are simple, incurious schmucks who treat politics (and life in general) as a tribal, no-holds-barred sporting contest. Collaboration and bipartisanship are concepts that hold no appeal to these hamburger people because they derive no joy in life…

It’s the Republican mindset: identify with your abuser, cuz you feel you’re a weak victim if you admit to yourself you got conned.

“...and over here on Jezebel it’s shaming single dad’s some more about his Federal Reserve pick” 

Right.  Plus, his alimony % is probably as high as it is BECAUSE of his arrearages and failure to pay what he ORIGINALLY owed.  

Indeed.  “Swamp monster” is the preferred nomenclature.

I think it said she was never charged for that offense. So she wasn’t even tried on that count.

Michael Avenatti’s ears are burning

How is all this shit even legal??

Definitely a lot to unpack there, but I can’t get past why someone would change from “Collins” to “Collion.” That was your one chance and YOU BLEW IT!

Lol, spot on.   Also, wtf does “blackly naked” mean?  Pretty sure that’s not a thing.

Hang on, doesn’t that imply that men’s bodies are shameful?

Man here.  I wear long johns around the house that are basically glorified leggings.  I haven’t worked up the courage to wear them to work yet, but I’ve made big strides!  I’ve worn them to get the paper and haul the trashcans down to the bottom of the driveway.  The future is bright...

Disheartening, but unsurprising.  

Yes, he’s privy to an enormous amount of confidential info.  He’s still an unrepentant douche tho

I’ve never heard of Jill Scott OR listened to her, and I am not the least bit offended by this silly nonsense.   Why on Earth would ANYONE CARE

LOL yeah that’s a bizarre wedge issue to perpetuate. Tacos and naps are fundamental human rights god damnit!