Jesus lol. Yes, too gross, and yet I did lol

huh

One would think that it’s also an unflattering story to have your sub sink with a journalist on board.

I see. Thanks for clarifying!

What the shit is RNG?

So... Rule #1 gives “preferential seating” to women, thereby coddling and infantilizing them and MANDATING chivalry, while Rule #2 seeks to establish equality. Got it!

Lol. Goodnight sweet prince.

Each day is like Russian Roulette... waiting for the Bengals’ turn to come.

It’ll do in a pinch, but it’s kind of gross. The flavor is too grainy or barley-ey or something.

Please do! I’m invested heavily in the former.

There certainly does seem to be a lot more parking lot sex and wild antics at Bills games than any others. Tell us your secret, Bills Mafioso!

The Ta-Ta towel: the next best thing to losing weight!

Perhaps not. But the Browns have hit rock bottom, and I figure they have nowhere to go but up. Can you say the same about the Jets?

It’s a fair question. Honestly I think the Browns are probably the worse team (at least in recent years), but the fact that New York is such a big market, as you noted, makes me more critical of the Jets. Also, I enjoy trolling.

Indeed.

Agreed. But they should only be allowed to switch their allegiance to another crappy (but slightly less crappy) team. E.g., the Browns, Rams...who am I leaving out?

“To be clearer, if someone agrees to pay for sexual services, engages and then runs off, he has stolen from a sex worker and has committed aggravated assault or rape.”

Preach on, brother. Recliner 4 LIFE

What’s it like to be a rube? Fun?

I respectfully disagree.