This is a wonderful rage-dump. Keep it going!

My god, what a nerd

Um.. but recuse is a legit word with a unique meaning. Those other spellings are just British variations.

Shut up nerd

I assume the haircuts give it away pretty quickly, too.

True, but the worldviews of individual cops don’t necessarily reflect the values, politics and latte-sipping habits of the citizens they (ostensibly) protect and serve.

Heyyoooo!

Ouch.

Clam it, nerd!

Don’t forget the Uggs. Ugh

Apparently your friend confused human anatomy with birds. Easy mistake amirite?

She friggin passed out? What a drama queen!

I leave my lights on all year and no one can stop me. This is the price of freedom.

Your punctuation is for shit but your capitalization technique is spot-on.

Harsh, HamNo. Harsh but fair.

Wow. Now I’m depressed.

NO.

This is a stupid ass debate. Debating whether to abolish reclining seats distracts from the much bigger problem: that the greedy, butt-hole airlines continuously reducing our leg room and make life miserable all in the name of profit. It’s fine to recline airplane seats because THERE’S A RECLINE BUTTON. If you…

You forgot to mention this little fella from Madden.

Keep up the good work, Deadspin. Kicking the Browns while they’re down is one of the only good things I’ve got going on right now.