If you try to exit the airplane before it’s your turn.
“Stomping on a team logo” not only shouldn’t be a penalty, it should be specifically encouraged. Then we can eject anyone upset by it from adulthood.
I wonder if he has one of these tweets ready for anyone who has ever insulted him.
Haha
I’M ON FI-YAH!
World War II footage?
Bert, is he elite?
Now you’re 0-2. Go outside, get some fresh air.
To drop Hitler, that joke needed to be a shit ton funnier.
I’m 33 and legitimately thought I was the only person on Earth who did this, and have always been extremely self-conscious about it. I have never heard the term gleeking before this thread. How did this happen? I feel like that Gawker guy who never ate pudding or whatever.
HOLY SHIT HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
Very disrespectful to the military.
No, there isn’t.
Agreed. The later is much more powerful.
Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.
So “Matt”...can you describe for us in detail what a strawberry tastes like, and how good it is when paired with a hot cup of joe?
That’s Tom Brady’s voice, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having heard a lot of fake accents in my time
I did that all the time as a little-leaguer. Then one day, for whatever reason, I got my hands on a bag of seeds with particularly hardy shells. They traversed my innards unscathed and I ended up passing a bat wrapped in barbed wire. I’m a pumpkin seed guy now.
“WHO CARES?!!?11?” -Somebody who absolutely cares