Belichick and Brady. Remember, there are always two Siths: a master and an apprentice.

“Meesa gotta be protectin’ the Shield!” - Rar-Jar Goodell

Carson Palmer as the old guy who dies in the third quarter? Accurate.

Serious post:

The flip side of the coin is that as long as the professional sports leagues are in cahoots with the cable networks, cord-cutting is not realistic for even casual sports fans who live in the same market as the team they follow. Paradoxically, a Mets fan living in San Francisco can watch every single one of his or her…

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

It was a busy (and well-dressed) day at Sluggers, Inc.

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.

To me, it is both hilarious and super serious. On the one hand, I mean, how could you not laugh at these idiots?

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

After reviewing this article, Roger Goodell has fined the New England Patriots $1,000,000 and two draft picks, and has suspended Tom Brady 4 games. After appeal, Goodell also suspended David Ortiz for 4 games, and fined Bethesda Software $1,000,000.

Might also still be holding a grudge over Jason being a “press sneak fuck” with Prey 2 =P

I hate it when you need to buy things in order to enjoy a game... wait.. you dont? Then why are people... ohhhhhhhhhhh they dont understand that buying a game for 5 bucks does not really help the developer who has been consistently pushing out new content survive.... gotcha..

It’s players vs. AI. While I might understand the frustration in a PvP game this is just absolutely silly to get pissed off at. The game has been out for years. This is the one of the dumbest things I’ve seen the gaming community get pissed off at in the last year.

Peterson said he was from the “Skoal of Hard Knocks” during the taped lineup introductions.