This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Huzzah! I guess this means I AM a bad enough dude to save Santa from those ninjas. Finally.

What other choice did he have? Clearly he can't shoot.

I'll give him a pass on this one. After all, Boyce will be Boyce.

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

Best troll ever.

How is this even possible? This is unprecedented, right? Only game I can think of that was just straight-up broken for this long is Battlefield 4, and that has likely damaged that series for a long time to come. How can we trust that Halo 5 will actually work when it comes out next year?

Popsiclezeratul, I agree with you. Those names are super weird. I have no idea why they would name themself that, Popsiclezeratul. No idea at all.

People who think this is a bad career move for Thigpen are forgetting that getting 3 DUIs within city limits makes you the mayor of Myrtle Beach.

Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.

This doesn't even crack the Top 10 of "Tyler Thigpen's Worst Drives"

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

Please tell me that you posting those videos, then writing everything you wrote up there before getting huffy about people commenting on the mom's attractiveness is a deliberate satire of internet writer cluelessness.

As a Texan, I approve of this.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Everyone knows that THE worst family is your wife's family.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

Right? I don't understand her business model at all. The only think I can think is that she's independently wealthy, and just keeps a store for kicks.

"Adam Sandler's movies are always great." That alone should get him put on a watch list.

I don't know if you'll find this interesting, but I thought I'd share it anyway.