Never tried to impeach Obummer for doing stuff I thought was wrong.

‘Cuz they won their own elections, probably.

Trump’s been happy to discuss a compromise. Dems’re off playing on the beach.

Feel free to fuck off to ‘Yurp.

You knew the rule of the game homie, didn’t bother you when you thought that Clinton had the election in the bag.

It would work fine if half of the country could accept losing an election and move on.

LOL calm down and have a Big Mac homie

I’m extremely busy.

This is like saying that a Crusade can be against a daily bag of chips from the vending machine.

The only reason that this kind of fawning over Islam exists among progressives is because they’re largely brown. If you kept the tenets of Islam but it was a bunch of white guys in the sticks calling it “the Church of Submission,” you’d be calling them a terrorist group.

Maybe these Dems want the party to appeal to people who aren’t neurotic New Yorkers who don’t have real jobs.

Worse than the shutdown?

I know that it’s painful for thousands, but if Trump gets his wall then...it’ll be...um...like, bad?

Or maybe he realizes that liberal urbanites sperging out over fast food is good optics for him.

It’s like you’re the perfect example of why Trump is going to win the Rustbelt again.

Ya’ll being bourgeois, but Trump’s relationship with fast food sort of illustrates something he’s got that most Dems don’t: While they’re happy to proclaim how much they love America, Trump also shows that he likes America. Any politician can scarf down a Big Mac in front of a crowd or cameras, but Trump genuinely…

Best response to AOC I’ve heard, actually.

Hold on, gotta grab snacks to watch the left tear themselves apart for the next two years.

Narrator: “And that was when they realized the Democrats had more ways to fuck up 2020 than Trump.”

Well, grab a rifle and go get ‘em, tiger!