Yo Ham, have a cookie or something.

If only those GM workers had threatened to strike.

Dear Libby,

“connected to Trump”

“It’s gonna be hard, because we basically need to convince the people we want to disenfranchise that, despite decades of evidence to the contrary, we have their best interests in mind.”

Truly, victory is assured!

Eh, he could have gone full Musk and called him a pedophile.

“Don’t listen to him, labor organizing is for suckers! I invested in community organizing, and now I go kitesurfing with Richard Branson and have my own Netflix special!”

Truly the party of women, unless they’re hot or wont shut their goddam mouth.

Obesity is currently a worse problem for the poor than hunger.

What legal right did she fail to exercise?

And this won’t? I’m not saying she takes the entire blame, but if she knew that taking the plea deal would put her in jeopardy of deportation, she probably understood that she shouldn’t have been voting in a federal election anyway.

Yeah, 8 years is a lot for this, but it seems like the system still tried to keep her from making the mistake in the first place. They even tried to be lenient by giving her a plea deal. It’s on her that she rejected it.

UPDATE 11:00 AM EST: Splinter has obtained the courtroom artist’s depiction of the judge during the trial:

The moral of this story is that breaking the law has consequences.

So...she broke the law and her defense was that she was too stupid to understand what she was doing? And she rejected a plea deal?

There’s nothing inherently wrong with a fictional character wearing sexy clothing.

Probably correlates with gun sales.  All they need is a Democrat in the White House and they’ll be fine.

I think it’s a fair argument, especially depending on how you plan on financing it. Take a country like Norway for example: their health service is dependent on oil revenues from the North Sea, which obviously don’t grow with the population of the country.