Fuck those fucking fuckers.

My anecdotal evidence is in line with the article. I suspect it is different in the Midwest — enough people are moving away from it/to cities that the housing crisis isn’t as severe there, meaning house prices haven’t risen as drastically (nor has rent, so people can actually save up for a down payment while renting);…

Shawn Mendes is a cutie pie, but I’m not convinced he’s into any girl, much less this sort of conveniently-timed song-release romance.

Even better — after he was discovered cheating with the hot nanny, whom his wife had considered a foster daughter.

The coffee prohibition came pre-pioneer days, and chronologically coincides with the point in time when Joseph Smith was taking a ton of other women as plural wives and his poor wife Emma was going crazy trying to figure out which of her friends and neighbors were married to her husband.

“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” is the title, so yes — they’ve been referring to themselves as “The Saints” since the earliest days of its founding.

“No hot drinks.”

Well I hope she doesn’t currently attend BYU because that can 100% get her put on Honor Code Probation.

Didn’t she drop a single about the pain of a broken marriage, like, three days after they announced their breakup?

I spent my seventeenth birthday far away from my family because I was lucky enough to be doing a summer pre-collegiate study program for a few weeks. Despite the awesomeness of the program, I’d never been away from home and was missing my family something fierce that day.

Yes! There’s nothing guaranteeing a daughter wants a pink room in the first place — or that a son wouldn’t! Forcing gendered expectations in both directions is unfair to that kid’s individuality.

Part of the future-serial-killer trinity — hurting small animals, wetting the bed, arson.

Ha.

I once had a man threaten to kill me if I ever painted his three-year-old son’s nails again (I had mom’s full permission). And the little guy had been so proud of his Iron Man-inspired gold and red pedi.

Yes. When little Jayden pushes Brynnleigh over, he can’t help it! He’s just go SO MUCH ENERGY, you know??? 

... you want a real answer?

Nah, I can’t leave this alone — as someone who’s also bi and married to a straight man (but has never come out, except to my spouse), I can tell you that it’s not the fear of my Mormon relatives’ response that keeps me in the closet. They’re bigots and I know it and it is what it is. It’s people like you, who are…

Hough’s from a Mormon background, and the last time I was at a Mormon family reunion three separate family members felt it necessary to — out of nowhere — grouse about “why do bi people in straight relationships find it “necessary” to “rub it in people’s faces” or “remind others that they’re not straight” (etc). They…

In this day and age, conservative Christianity is probably the most profitable (and easy-to-break-into) grift for a blonde with implants?

If you live that far out in the sticks, you probably have a neighbor who’ll sell you a share of a cow. 

If you live that far out in the sticks, you probably have a neighbor who’ll sell you a share of a cow.