Last Friday I went to a friend of a friend’s birthday party at a club, and woke up the next morning with both a girl and a half full bottle of Jack Daniels in my bed, and no recollection on how I managed that (though my bank statements show I paid for neither!). I’d say I’m already following that advice.

I like hand jobs! They're fun, and mutual handjobs are surprisingly intimate, as you each try to figure out how the other guy likes his dick stroked by the way he's stroking yours.

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I'm not that much into anal either. I don't find it gross, just not worth the hassle, and I'd much rather fuck a vagina than ass anyway.

I mostly abandoned both porn and masturbation recently, partly because I sometimes take too long to cum and partly because this forces me to put myself out there more often and meet people because I'm horny. But last Saturday I fell into a porn hole and, likewise, spent a few hours watching at porn and masturbating,…

Boo! Put yourself out there and try again. Don't condemn yourself to being alone because of a shitty experience. We believe in you!

Music hits me so strongly after my not-even-that-recent breakup. I have been listening non-stop to The Mountain Goat's Get Lonely, Sufjan Stevens' Carrie and Lowell and Beck's Sea Change.

What a jerk!

I don't really like Zack Pearlman, but now I really want to see him as Fat Nixon.

Particularly when I thought the point had already been made a bit more subtly and more effectively when it was just showing the NY streets from the train.

After watching it this weekend, I still think it's a cheap, overly sappy drama with some of Hank's aw-shucks wit.

While I agree with you that it was way too miserable for a Tomb Raider game, I did appreciate it as the closest we'll ever get to a game adaptation of The Descent (which it was very clearly inspired by).

I'm waiting for Dawn of the Raider of the Tombs to come out in a few years.

All one of them!

I get that, I got MGSV at launch too, though that was partly because I love that series and wanted to discuss the plot with my friends.

It was about Fallout 4, but I also had no idea it was supposed to be a joke at first, and even then it took me a while to figure out what game it was referring to.

I got Remember Me too! I wanted to play it, but forgot I had it!

I loved Braid, and have been following the development of The Witness for a while now. Very excited for it, even if it is all about drawing lines.

No joke: I would watch the shit out of a movie starring Emma Stone as Spider-Man (or Woman, Girl, Gwen, whatever they want to call it).

Halo 5: Revelations!