More binoculars than NASCAR stands:

Get a chick out of her bell bottoms and see a a whole lot of pubic hair in this chick magnet circa 1982.

Change. My. Tires.

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up. At some point she HAD to be interrupted.

wrap it up gents, were done here.

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

I hate myself for snickering at that

Two weeks ago, I wrecked my 350z Track model.

Regarding the minivan plight. The Ford Flex is ALWAYS the answer.

Thats...Thats... Horrible...

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.

Crouching TourBus, Flying Mazda.

Crouching Mazda, flying Car.

Message to this pro-Assad militia:

Thats what I doo when I see “Reshearch” or 800 on the caller ID. Tell my 4 year old to pick up and have fun.

1. Change your ~10 month old infant daughter’s diaper

Why do people think that an old lady in a tube top is a law enforcement officer?

I didn’t notice any break.

Yeah, he really went out on a limb on that drive.

He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested on suspicion of trunk driving.