“Oh but it’s okay guys, because we offer the new EcoSport in America instead!”

A young Al Franken.

My cabbie in China last week says that’s cute.

That’s horrible.

Prius people have PLENTY to say!

Ford Mustang people: “LOOK OUT!!!!”

Camry People: My car is sporty like a Corvette!

Camaro people: “What’s that? I can’t see it?”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Somewhere in America, there’s an NA Miata with an empty engine bay, waiting for this relationship to be taken to the next level.

The deer probably wasn’t paying attention because it was running between the “deer crossing” signs.

I hope they fucking sue.

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Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

This. 100% this.. fuck car sales.

Literally any job with a commission payment structure is cutthroat and catty. And the people that last the longest and are the most successful are the ones who are the most cutthroat and the most catty. That’s the problem with any sales position.