8. Luggage carts down airport parking garage exit ramp

You would need long extension cords! Also, probably best as a drag race. Just need a quarter mile cord.

“Shoes with belt-sanders.”

This made me laugh just picturing it. This absolutely needs to be a sport.

A list of things I’d like to see raced:

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

It’s really the fake-out handshake-to-hair brush that seals that exchange...

“Thanks for coming.”

Here is an advanced look at next years playoff scenario for NASCAR.

And not one dick or mustache drawn on her

“fell asleep”

the exercise is designed to practice dropping nuclear bombs on them.

N. Korea or Iran flying planes near Florida would be a miracle, not an act of war.

There are US/ROK exercises every year. And every year the DPRK loses their shit over them. It’s all Par for the course.

We had to pay $25 a person to watch the Blue Angels and Best Korea is bitching about free airshows? So ungrateful.

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

I, too, agree to resign from Ford.

“Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chevy?”

Holy shit I just thought of the same thing. So basically:

I’d have more fun with it.

Ha ha.