First impression: Grille.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

bought my first viper (13gts) in july with 7500 miles, currently at 11300, am I doing it right? :-)

That first one could go ahead and die, I’d be okay with that, not just the manual, the whole overpriced crappy vehicle. The other is slow but not a total piece of shite.

When I was like 23, I was at a casual bar in Atlanta, and I was being a typical 23 year old dude... staring at a nice butt on some smoking hot blonde I saw in yoga pants.

You want a minvan then.

“I’m in the market for a seven-seater, but would prefer one that’s not the size of a battleship.”

So what I have yet to figure out on this GLB that “seats 7" is where do your legs go if you sit in the third row?  There looks to be abou 2-3 inches of space.

It’s actually both.

Also Cx-5, not all that big

You should be banned from this site.  

Hey guys. The CX-3. That is a thing that exists.

Classic salesman upsell right there. 

Most people don’t and shouldn’t concern themselves with performance when buying their appliance on wheels. I can accept this as an enthusiast. It’s just odd that a salesman would use this tactic for a CUV sale. . .

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

I’m with one of the largest dealers in the country for Corvette, can confirm our nearly 250 allocations for the year will all be going for MSRP and not a penny over.

This is the base Corvette. There’s a Z06 and ZR1 coming I’m sure, and they’ll roflstomp the Camaro.

Ive never wanted white New Balances and jorts as much as I want them now.

Eh, I think a sub 3 second 0-60 is enough for most mortals. 

Some of us Millennials are approaching our 40s, have great jobs, make great money and really want to live out our youth again. Many of us owned Hondas and Acuras years ago. Many of us really wanted that sweet 3rd Gen TL, especially the TL Type S with the 6 speed manual. But we were just getting out of college and…