“Suddenly gay”? Sulu’s sexuality has never been explored or revealed. He could very well have been gay all along.

They made Kirk suddenly a jock, Chekov is suddenly a math prodigy and 17, and Spock is suddenly a rage-filled maniac. Making Sulu gay/bi would actually be a positive thing.

Marceline and Vanessa Doofensmirtz would be totes best friends and rock out together.

the lead actor seems kind of bland - in that generic second-tier character on Spartacus kind of way - pretty, but not demonic

Off topic, and I know io9 was folded into Gizmodo, but WHENTF DID IO9 LOSE ITS DIRECT LINK IN THE SITE MENU?!!? Its now just a sub-blog under Gizmodo?! I’m not okay with this. AT ALL.

Everyone else does.

The FINAL SOULUTION

Appears to be a dead deal.

Appears to be a dead deal.

Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

Most pilots end up sucking though. Most shows and most characters on most shows end up changing drastically from their initial episode.

That’s how you get ants.

No. In the original timeline, Britain didn’t have anything like that. But soon, Skynet will have decided to smooth its introduction to humanity by destigmatizing it's name. So Britain will have had a military communications satellite system called Skynet since the 1960s once it will have gone back in time to do so.…

I have actually been trying to perfect my international travel ensemble. I just bought some Vince Camuto moto boots with a side zip, I’m searching for some kick ass faux leather leggings that can pass as pants (I’m waiting for a pair by spanx to go on sale), and now I need the perfect oversized sweater/swingy tunic…

Newton was always a big, big fan of gravity.

Has anyone in the NFL had more fun than Cam Newton this season?

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Its Evan, asshole. And i’m not smiling.

+1 and spreading

This is a great audible word for Newton to use since most of the Buccaneers players are unfamiliar with the concept of a janitor.