So basically he comes in and turns one of the more consistently drama free organizations in the NFL into a behind the scenes shitstorm in three years, and now the fucking 49ers want to hire him.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Jeez, if Kelly has any sense he should hang up the phone the moment York’s voice is on the other end of the line. Or almost any coach.

49ers are a worse mess than the Browns.

I, for one, will be very excited to see Kelly’s 49s trade Kaepernick and a first rounder to the Eagles for Bradford.

White(s only) Christmas.

That’s rubber-sheathed conduit. Improvised club.

As a big fan of horror I LOVE being called a shitty person for the fiction I enjoy. LOVE it.

So, uncomfortably plausible?

If that is what you took away from that episode, then you missed the point. You should give the episode ‘the entire history of you’ a try. It is really interesting and there is no pig fucking what so ever, i promise.

A for effort.

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

I didn’t know Juggalos even *liked* hockey.

Too bad we didn’t have the Isiah Thomas or Rick Barry farewell tours, at least we’d have something to compare it to.

This is the crossover we never knew we wanted!

Thanks, much better video than the one posted in the article. Amazing!

I got chu.

Ripley’s never surrounded by morons, they just don’t see what she sees and has seen. Everyone always assumes ‘we got this’ because that’s what humans do. Her secret weapon is fear abject.

I like this, because I feel that at times the Dresden Files (and you’re using a picture of Harry Dresden himself for this post) is horror AND urban fantasy at the same time. Yes, Harry is competent and takes things that go bump in the night a bit more in stride, but we have seen him COMPLETELY LOSE IT and yet go…

It’s starting to feel like these garlic press pitches exist solely to troll me personally. For the umpteenth time: a garlic press is a good tool to own, but PRESSED GARLIC AND MINCED GARLIC ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS THAT IMPART DIFFERENT FLAVORS; PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SELL THE PRESS AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR HAND-CHOPPING…

It’s starting to feel like these garlic press pitches exist solely to troll me personally. For the umpteenth time: a…

Dude! Scissor Sisters were awesome.