Should be mentioned Hardcore Henry is directed by Ilya Naishuller, the frontman of the Biting Elbows and director for these bad motherfuckers:

Hopefully Krista Stewart will find her Equilibrium.

Came for the gun magic. Was not disappointed.

This looks like it needs about 300% more gun-kata.

Isn’t he from South Africa? So tone down his actual accent?

Please tell me they shot this in 3D; if you’re going to fuck with people who get motion sickness, go all the way.

You do know he’s from South Africa?

Maybe it’s just me, but adding Queen to a trailer just makes a movie a lot more enticing that it would be otherwise.

He’s kinda the shit though. I like him in everything, including powers where he’s doing a shitty new york accent.

I also saw my future wife but that’s a different article altogether

Haha wow that’s pretty bad. I like the whole “pours herself into her dress” bit though. It makes me think she goes all Inque and liquefies herself to put on clothes.

So who wants to take bets on how long before pam eats those dog treats?

Pam Poovey is my spirit animal.

Anyone else disappointed that the mustache isn't sticking around?

At least Dilfer threw a TD in his Super Bowl. And no picks.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

In fact, I became actively annoyed that CBS kept trying to push the storybook angle on me. The fuck does Peyton Manning need MORE adulation for?

So he kisses Papa John and gives a shout out to Budweiser, I am surprised he did not get carried to the stage by a fleet of Nationwide agents.